Author Archives: mammadiblogs

today’s stars are yesterday’s without the smiles

Anyone else not retarded or ignorant enough to miss the similarity between elizabeth taylor at her most teen queen scrumptious and keeley hazell at her most, whatever it is? plump tits and frown. then again …   CLICK OUT ELIZABETH … Continue reading

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kennedy assassination, new evidence uncovered about milhous

Richard Nixon was the man on the grassy knoll. Not figuratively, of course, but literally. In twelve months that separated the assassination of joey kennedy on january first, 1982 and the reelection for mayor of st.augustine of Richard Milhous Kartoundere … Continue reading

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5 jokes every fifth day

A computer is a device for repeating operations until 1 and 1  adds up to a mistake. At which point it becomes a device for sleeping with repairmen. Words are like candy, the sweeter they are, the sicker they make … Continue reading

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Wherever it is not, I’ll be off …

Beautiful words seem hollow when the reality they describe rushes by in a thousand forms of twisting asymmetry and ugly imperfections. If you know a better way of putting this, I’d like to hear it: I’ll be all around in … Continue reading

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Apologia Di Gaga (not by Gaga, OF !, as in, for her, him, it, whatever)

Lady gaga is not asexual, she is sex itself, which is not even asexual. Sex and violence are two sides of same coin, what the anglo english american british conservatives fail to see. Liberals are castrated. And some other stuff. Art and science, blah blah. Continue reading

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